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(kvinne 50 år fra Akershus) Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:43 Privat melding

Syntes denne var fin..

I'm not saying i'm perfect; in fact i know i'm far form it...
I'm just saying i'm worth it....!!!!

Skjult ID med pseudonym arneand Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:44

Helt klart ;)

Skjult ID med pseudonym kar Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:45

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.

(mann 41 år fra Akershus) Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:46 Privat melding

Reisman said he left NASA because he wanted to have an impact on the future of space flight

If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it ought to be good enough for the children of Texas

(mann 57 år fra Østfold) Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:47 Privat melding

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.
Douglas Adams

Skjult ID med pseudonym tdh Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:48

What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked.

Skjult ID med pseudonym tdh Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:49

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.

Skjult ID med pseudonym Konge Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:50

Ingenting er også noe for en nihilist.

Skjult ID med pseudonym tdh Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:56

Love is a game that two can play and both win

(kvinne 40 år fra Oslo) Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:56 Privat melding

"När jag satt i fängelse sög jag i mig all info om rån, droger, våld.
Sög mer än vad Jenna Jameson suger kuk"

Jorge - Livet Deluxe

Skjult ID med pseudonym 2Be-or_not Wed 19 Oct 2011 22:59

Mange fine og morsomme her...
Har en til jeg...

-Alle går rundt og tror at den største drømmen for kvinner er å finne den perfekte mannen. Det er ikke sant!! Den største drømmen for kvinner er nemlig å spise hva de vil uten å bli tjukk :-D

(kvinne 47 år fra Østfold) Wed 19 Oct 2011 23:05 Privat melding

When your ex says "you'll never find anyone like me", reply with "that's the point!"

Skjult ID med pseudonym 123 Wed 19 Oct 2011 23:12

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions.

Albert Einstein

Skjult ID med pseudonym Enigma Wed 19 Oct 2011 23:21

No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread.

Robert Burton

(kvinne 49 år fra Buskerud) Wed 19 Oct 2011 23:24 Privat melding

du finner aldri den rette om du ikke gir slipp på den gale..

Skjult ID med pseudonym cruella76 Fri 21 Oct 2011 19:18

Girls are not complicated. Seriously. How hard is it to say "you're pretty" and give us chocolate?

Skjult ID med pseudonym corinna Fri 21 Oct 2011 19:24

Yesterday I dared to struggle. Today I dare to win.

Skjult ID med pseudonym Konge Fri 21 Oct 2011 19:30

I en ekte mann skjuler det seg alltid et barn: det vil leke. Så finn da frem til barnet i mannen, I kvinner!
-nietzsche

Jeg er ikke sint fordi du løy, jeg er sint fordi jeg ikke kan stole på deg mer.
-som over

(mann 41 år fra Akershus) Mon 24 Oct 2011 08:48 Privat melding

"You have lost a good opportunity to shut up."

Nicolas Sarkozy